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I have often seen people saying funny jokes, but I am sad that I haven't yet listened to a sad joke. I mean jokes are meant to be funny and if they weren't funny they wouldn't be called "jokes". Moving on here's one from me;

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

It is true laughter is best medicine .Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict. Nothing works faster or more dependably to bring your mind and body back into balance than a good laugh. Humor lightens your burdens, inspires hopes, connects you to others, and keeps you grounded, focused, and alert.

It is really true that laughter is the best medicine. due to laughing we can remove lots of disease from our body. laughing is really best and beneficial for our body. due to laughing we can reduce the stress and get mind refreshment and relaxation. its provide really enjoyable environment to us.

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